Symptoms of H1N1 Swine Flu

I don't want to worry you, but with all the hype and attention in the media recently concerning the spread of H1N1 virus, I decided to ring the government's new 'Swine Flu Helpline' yesterday just to check on what the symptoms are.

Basically ... If you wake up looking like this ...

You've got it!!! Remind you of any Democrat politicians? It does me, especially the Speaker of the House!