Detroit 'Gang-Bangers' Shoot It Up In Detroit

Gang-Bangers again go wild in Detroit, Michigan.
This smells and smacks of a 'gang hit'. Numbers do not matter, just a name being asked. This mass shooting of young people reminds me of how federal government agents and U.S. regular military (using armed gunships and snipers from Fort Bragg) slaughtered and murdered 17 children along with many other adults, including parents in Waco, Texas not long ago. Apparently the 'Gang-Banger' shooters in Detroit watched past film of the feds shooting and slaughtering the children in Waco, Texas, and learned how to do it well. Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.

Gunmen fire on group of Detroit teens, wounding 7

Law enforcement officials look over the scene in west Detroit
where gunmen in a green minivan opened …

Slideshow:Teens shot at Detroit bus stop

By JEFF KAROUB, Associated Press Writer Jeff Karoub, Associated Press Writer –

DETROIT – Gunmen in a green minivan opened fire on a group of teenagers waiting at a bus stop near a Detroit school on Tuesday, wounding seven including two who were in critical condition, authorities said.

Five of the teens had just left Cody Ninth Grade Academy, where they were taking summer classes, when they were shot at the nearby bus stop.

The gunmen exited a vehicle and "asked for a person by name" before they "opened fire at the crowd," said Detroit Public Schools Police Chief Roderick Grimes..

Detroit Police were looking for two suspects in a green minivan, said spokesman Rod Liggons. Officers were interviewing some of the victims in the hospital Tuesday evening, he said.

Four boys and three girls ranging in age from 14 to 17 years old were hospitalized, two of them — a 16-year-old boy and a 17-year-old female — in critical condition, said Deputy Chief James Tolbert.

Gas station owner Steve Hakim said he saw two people with T-shirts covering their heads run across his lot toward the bus stop. Then he heard about 10 gunshots, saw a boy and a girl fall down and called 911

"It's pretty scary," Hakim said. "Somebody's got to do something."

Police were reviewing video taken from the gas station's security cameras and took a disc containing the footage, Hakim said.

Another summer school student, 15-year-old Bria Wilson, said she was standing at the bus stop when she heard the gunfire. She said she was facing away from the shooters and ran away after the shots were fired. But she saw a 16-year-old male friend lying on the ground, bleeding.

"They were so close — it almost hit me," she said.

Schools spokesman Steve Wasko said there was "nothing that we're aware of at this time" linking the shootings with any fight or dispute at the school.

Obama: I Am A Champion For Gay Americans

If the communist obama is a champion of queers, faggots, and gays then apparently he's a "hater" of heterosexual marriage and straights

President Obama, who has come under harsh criticism from gay rights advocates for not yet acting on many campaign promises on gay issues, Monday afternoon said that his administration has made some progress on behalf of gay Americans and plans to do more.

"I know that many in this room don't believe that progress has come fast enough, and I understand that," Mr. Obama said at a reception for LGBT Pride Month at the White House. "It's not for me to tell you to be patient anymore than it was for others to counsel patience to African-Americans who were petitioning for equal rights a half-century ago."

"But I say this: We have made progress," the president continued. "And we will make more. And I want you to know that I expect and hope to be judged not by words, not by promises I've made, but by the promises that my administration keeps."

"We've been in office six months now," he said. "I suspect that by the time this administration is over, I think you guys will have pretty good feelings about the Obama administration."

As a candidate, the president promised as a candidate to repeal the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy banning gays from serving openly in the military as well as the Defense Of Marriage Act. Gay rights advocates have grown increasingly impatient as his administration has made little progress on those or other issues important to them.

"I believe preventing patriotic Americans from serving their country weakens our national security," the president said in reference to "don't ask, don't tell." He said the administration is working with the Pentagon and Congress to end the policy. He also insisted that doing so will require an act of Congress, though many believe the president could halt discharges of openly gay service members through an executive order.
Read entire story HERE

Obama Is Running A "Gangster" Government In Washington, D.C.

Jay McKinnon Admits To Forging Obama's Fake Hawaii Birth Certificate

Jay McKinnon admits

to forging Obama COLB

According to an article in Israel Insider: click here � http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12956.htm
Jay McKinnon, a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist, has implicated himself in the production of palpably fake Hawaii birth certificate images similar to the one endorsed as genuine by the Barack Obama campaign, and appearing on the same Daily Kos blog entry where the supposedly authentic document appears.

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2008/12/jay-mckinnon-admits-to-forging-obama-colb/

Obama, where is your Vault Birth Certificate?

The Marxist Communist Obama still has not felt the brunt rebuke of the masses in regards to him having to show and prove his 'Vault Birth Certificate,' or ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE - not the UNCERTIFIED piece of paper from Hawaii as being his true Vault Birth Certificate. If this is not cleared up soon, as the Courts or someone of authority forcing to have Obama show his 'Vault Birth Certificate,' I am led to believe it could lead to violence in the streets and elsewhere in the United States .... and the blame would be solely at feet of the Marxist Barrack Obama, the non-resident, illegal President in the White House and all federal agencies who assist in hiding this CRIME.

Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.

WND has reported that among the documentation not yet available for Obama includes his kindergarten records, his Punahou school records, his Occidental College records, his Columbia University records, his Columbia thesis, his Harvard Law School records, his Harvard Law Review articles, his scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, his passport, his medical records, his files from his years as an Illinois state senator, his Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records, and his adoption records."Where's The Birth Certificate?" billboard in Pennsylvania

Because of the dearth of information about Obama's eligibility, WND founder Joseph Farah has launched a campaign to raise contributions to post billboards asking a simple question: "Where's the birth certificate?"

The campaign followed a petition that has collected almost 400,000 signatures demanding proof of his eligibility, the availability of yard signs raising the question and the production of permanent, detachable magnetic bumper stickers asking the question.

Journalist Files Charges against WHO and UN for Bioterrorism and Intent to Commit Mass Murder

(NaturalNews) As the anticipated July release date for Baxter's A/H1N1 flu pandemic vaccine approaches, an Austrian investigative journalist is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway. Jane Burgermeister has recently filed criminal charges with the FBI against the World Health Organization (WHO), the United Nations (UN), and several of the highest ranking government and corporate officials concerning bioterrorism and attempts to commit mass murder. She has also prepared an injunction against forced vaccination which is being filed in America. These actions follow her charges filed in April against Baxter AG and Avir Green Hills Biotechnology of Austria for producing contaminated bird flu vaccine, alleging this was a deliberate act to cause and profit from a pandemic. Summary of claims and allegations filed with FBI in Austria on June 10, 2009 In her charges, Burgermeister presents evidence of acts of bioterrorism that is in violation of U.S. law by a group operating within the U.S. under the direction of international bankers who control the Federal Reserve, as well as WHO, UN and NATO. This bioterrorism is for the purpose of carrying out a mass genocide against the U.S. population by use of a genetically engineered flu pandemic virus with the intent of causing death. This group has annexed high government offices in the U.S.

Specifically, evidence is presented that the defendants, Barack Obama, President of the U.S, David Nabarro, UN System Coordinator for Influenza, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO, Kathleen Sibelius, Secretary of Department of Health and Human Services, Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Department of Homeland Security, David de Rotschild, banker, David Rockefeller, banker, George Soros, banker, Werner Faymann, Chancellor of Austria, and Alois Stoger, Austrian Health Minister, among others, are part of this international corporate criminal syndicate which has developed, produced, stockpiled and employed biological weapons to eliminate the population of the U.S. and other countries for financial and political gain. CONTINUE

And We Are Screwing Around With Gas Engines

Watch and blow your mind.
These can start to manufactured NOW.

Check this out . . .This electric car is ready to roll of production lines.
Watch was this 1970's electric did to a new Corvette. Awesome!!

Obama Protector For The Masses

IMAGINE, if everyone wore one of these on each ear to block out the voice of the Communist Marxist Obama, what a wonderful day it would be.

The Jews And Their Lies, Nothing ever changes as to the lying Jews

And these Jews on the finance channels said the recession was on schedule to end August 12th. NEVER trust a Jew or any word coming out of their lying mouths. They as a race are pure EVIL. The bottom article will prove it.

Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.


Warren Buffett to CNBC: U.S. Economy In "Shambles" .. No Signs of Recovery

http://www.cnbc.com/id/31526130

THE SECRET MESSAGE OF MARXIST OBAMA TO THE MASSES

Please listen to this very short seven minute video to the very end.

Change YOU Better Believe In, Or Off To The Gulag

Vote For Obama? You a commie lover?

Vanity, Vanity ... Starvation, Crisis, and Mr. Death Awaits!

Have I not written to you a few years ago, as to ... 'The Coming Starvation' in the United States and in the world. Think that there are not people starving already in the U.S.? Yes there are. Hundreds of thousands. Have not I asked, told, and pleaded with you to store your pantries full of foodstuffs and water while either the food and bulk water is available via availability or affordability?

Some hearkened to my warnings, others scoffed and thought themselves smug and secure that the supermarkets would never run out of food. As if the supermarkets themselves were growing the food in the back room. In a great crisis, who is to say or even allow you to enter a food market to get mainstays? There are less HONEY BEES this year than last year. What is going to pollinate the fruits and vegetables? Vanity, vanity ... and the blind shall all fall into the pit of destruction..
Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.

The people are doomed!

Jeremiah 44:16
"We will not listen to the message you have spoken to us in the name of YAHWEH"

The Real Crisis Is Food: Beginning of the Bull for Agriculture

The real crisis is coming… and it’s coming fast.

Indeed, it started last year, almost entirely off the radar of the American public. While all eyes were glued to the carnage in the stock market and brokerage account balances, IRA's, Iraq, and AfgAfghanistan far more serious crisis began to unfold rocking 30 countries around the globe.

I’m talking about food shortages. Haven't you noticed how much smaller the packages of food has become and you are paying the same price as when you got bigger packages with larger quantities? Doesn't anything sink in? This is called 'hidden hyper-inflation'.

Aside from a few rice shortages that were induced by export restrictions in Asia, food received little or no coverage from the financial media in 2008. Yet, food shortages started riots in over 30 countries worldwide. For example, in Egypt people were actually stabbing each other while standing in line for bread. Since last year, the food shortages has gotten worse than last year. Obama will not stop at giving your food to other starving people.

Do you think for one minute that the 25 MILLION illegal criminal Mexicans with machetes, or Black gang bangers with knives and guns, or armed White trash will stand in line and wait for a sandwich or cup of soup? Ha!! You are continuing to see the United States implode right in front of your face, and most of you do nothing to save yourselves. I no longer even pity you.

Marxist Communist Obama is Commissar (Czar) Crazy. We don't need a Congress or U.S. Senate with this arrangement!! Do we??

America is supposed to be a government 'of the people', but the trend now is to give us Communist CZARs who possess absolute power. The AUDACITY of HOPE continues and the titles of tyranny come in unopposed!!! Byrd Calls Obama's Czars Dangerous http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/02/25/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4828759.shtml Robert Byrd, the longest serving senator in history, criticized President Obama's appointment of numerous White House advisors, also called "czars," saying the presence of the czars gives the president too much power. Number of Obama's Communist Czars Raises Concerns http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/03/05/Number-of-Obama-czars-raises-concerns/UPI-54521236258946/ Af-Pak (Afghanistan-Pakistan) Czar: Richard Holbrooke Bailout Czar: Herb Allison Border Czar: Alan Bersin Car Czar: Steven Rattner Climate Czar: Todd Stern Cyber Security Czar: vacant Drug Czar: Gil Kerlikowske Economic Czar: vacant Energy Czar: Carol M. Browner Faith-based Czar: Joshua DuBois Great Lakes Cleanup Czar: Cameron Davis Green Jobs Czar: Van Jones Guantanamo Closure Czar: Daniel Fried Health Reform Czar: Nancy-Ann DeParle Health Infotech Czar: David Blumenthal Middle East Czar: George Mitchell Non-Proliferation (WMD) Czar: Gary Samore Pay (Compensation) Czar: Kenneth Feinberg Persian Gulf & Southwest Asia Czar: Dennis Ross Regulatory Czar: Cass Sunstein Science Czar: John Holdren Stimulus Accountability Czar: Earl Devaney Sudan Czar: Scott Gration TARP Czar: Elizabeth Warren Technology Czar: Vivek Kundra Terrorism Czar: John Brennan Urban Czar: Aldolfo Carrion, Jr.

Do yourself and your family a favor...
Don't Fall into the STUPID PEOple Pit....

TURN OFF YOUR TELEVISION!

Ignore the TV Media
Investigate 911

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ACORN changes its name.

June 22, 2009—After two weeks of Glenn Beck and 14 months of investigations of the FBI for vote fraud, the Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now [ACORN] has changed its name to Community Organizers International. The new name is branded as a registered trademark. What that means is if the media and/or the blogger community and/or any whistleblowers use their new name in any manner not authorized by The-Organization-Formerly-Known-As-ACORN, they could be liable for monetary damages and injunctive relief.

Even though ACORN is shedding its tarnished shell, they will still attempt to block reporters and bloggers from using their old name to describe The-Organization-Formerly-Known-As-ACORN. ACORN'S general counsel, Arthur Schwartz sent cease and desist orders to Marcel Reid, the current Chairperson of DC ACORN 8 and fired ACORN board member Karen Inman, threatening them with lawsuits.

Inman was fired for asking for the financial records pertaining to the covered-up embezzlement of what was reportedly $1 million by ACORN founder Wade Rathke's brother Dale. When ACORN's board decided to prosecute Dale Rathke for the misappropriation of ACORN funds, the Tides Foundation reimbursed ACORN for its loss. It seems the money crowd that supports ACORN did not want their books opened for scrutiny. In the letter, Schwartz said "...it is a violation of federal and state law for you to use the ACORN name and mark without the written permission of ACORN. Should you continue to do so, you will be liable for monetary and injunctive relief." Schwartz intends to use under trademark or copyright infringement.

Reid told the media that her group, ACORN 8, knew "...for many months that the name ACORN [was] going to be retired. The name has been so damaged to the point where the leadership knows it simply can't go on as it has with the ACORN label out front and center, especially after all of the reporting....ACORN has been decapitated. The senior staff and current national board should be dismantled.

The only way to have reform is for the current leadership to be removed completely. We also need a forensic audit." Expect the ACORN audit to take place about a day after the complete audit of the Federal Reserve.

Jefferson Was Right, And Washington, D.C. Is WRONG Today.

It has been said the greatest volume of sheer brainpower
in one place occurred when Jefferson dined alone...

HOW DID JEFFERSON KNOW???
Especially read the last quote from 1802.

When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe ,
we shall become as corrupt as Europe .
Thomas Jefferson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.
A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyranni cal .
Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered..'

'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.'
-Mark Twain

Political Solution Is Requested Bu Obama Administration

IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Effective immediately the term "Nigger Rigged" is no longer acceptable.

It will now be referred to as a "Presidential Solution."

Thank You.
The Obama Administration

Obama Has "Unaware" Sickness

The Audacity of Unawareness

April 15th, 2009

Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed today that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the MSM has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best) but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?
This much.

- He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America .
- He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.
- He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.
- He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.
- He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya
.- He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U..S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.
-He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.
- He was unaware that his own private plane (Air Force One) flew over New York "very low" just to take pictures around the Statue of Liberty ,
which cost the tax payers $328,000.

For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this guy.

Scientists Find Unignited Explosive Residues In World Trade center Dust.

Scientists Find Unignited Explosive Residues in WTC Dust
Red/Gray Chips Match Advanced Thermitic Materials Developed in US Government Labs
by Gregg Roberts

A team of scientists that includes 9/11 luminaries Steven Jones, Kevin Ryan, and seven other authors from three countries announced in April the long-awaited publication of their 25-page article "Active Thermitic Material Discovered in Dust from the 9/11 World Trade Center Catastrophe."

The team analyzed dust samples that were collected from four locations near Ground Zero. One sample was collected ten minutes after the North Tower exploded, so it could not have been contaminated with particles from the cleanup efforts. All four samples contained the same unusual, tiny red/gray chips, which turned out to consist not only of the ingredients of conventional thermite but also carbon, silicon, and other elements.

Read more...

IRAN IS NOT THE PROBLEM

Iran is not the Problem - Feb 17, 2009
Vancouver International Antiwar Film Festival - http://www.iranisnottheproblem.org

SEE VIDEO:

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Without naming her, he contrasted her comments about human rights in Iran with the FBI raid on the Davidian cult headquarters in Waco, Texas, ...


REMEMBER WACO....?

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Analysis: Iranian leader's ultimatum to protesters



Iran's supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said last week's election demonstrated the majority of Iranians trusted the Islamic regime.

(CNN) -- Iran's supreme leader delivered an impassioned defense of the Islamic Republic on Friday, insisting a majority of Iranians had faith in the existing establishment and issuing a "religious ultimatum" to protesters to end days of street demonstrations triggered by last week's presidential election.

Addressing a large crowd at Tehran University, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said the historic voter turnout of 85 percent legitimized the Islamic system and had been a clear demonstration of the Iranian people's trust in the regime.

He rejected suggestions that fraud or cheating had been involved in President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's re-election, pointing out that the 11-million vote difference between Ahmadinejad and his principal opponent, Mir Hossein Moussavi, was too large to have been manipulated by vote-rigging.

Khamenei then directly addressed the people on the streets, telling them it was time to end their protests and pursue their grievances through the Guardian Council, which has already said it will recount some of the votes. Video Watch Khamenei dismiss claims of fraud »

And he made clear there would not be another election, warning that the consequences of any further violence or public disturbances would be borne by those responsible.

Video: How The News In The U.S. Is Totally Controlled

Even the most wild-eyed conspiracy theory underestimates the extent
to which the "news" media controls the flow of information in the
land of the free.

The reality would make even a gangster blush.

Here's how it works in real life:

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/648.html

How Monsanto kills the news

Black Minister Telling It Like It Really Is About The Commie Obama

Black minister telling it is as to the non-resident, illegal President Obama and what is forthcoming in the United States, as well as a solution. Well, worth the 10 minute YouTube and to share with your entire emailing address.
Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.

Car Already Running ONLY On Water... ready to go.

Whats the big 'gig' about an electric car, when a car has already been developed that runs ONLY on .... water!! Yup, and I have never seen this exciting news reported in the U.S. myself. Energy and oil problems? And if a car can run on water..... how about making electrictity? Like mounting individual units on homes that run on water? No pollution either. Hmmm.....to simple of a question, right?
Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.

Another read-to-go replacement for the gasoline (i.e. toxic waste) fueled automobile.
Good luck finding one.

The existence of this oil industry busting Japanese car has never been reported in the US or Europe.
I only stumbled on it on an Asia-only Reuters news feed from 2008.
Details:

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/645.html

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Nearly 60% of Negroids Will Not Graduate At South Side School No Matter How Old They Are

Here we go again, the poor black children. Have any of you ever read the book titled; 'The Bell Curve'? Get it and read it. The average I.Q. of the black student is 75. Did you get that? Let me place that number again for you .... 75. You can spend all the billions and trillions of dollars you want on black education .... and 75 is your average. That's it, even if the 8th grader is 17 years old or more.

Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.

Nearly 60% of Negroids Won't Graduate At South Side School.

44 Of 77 Negroid Students At Bradwell Elementary Did Not Pass Eighth Grade.

A startling number of Negroid children are falling through the cracks at one Chicago Public School. More than half of the kids didn't even pass the eighth grade. As CBS 2's Jim Williams reports there is fierce debate about who's to blame.

It is a debate that has gone on for years in poor communities: do you blame the schools for the Negroid students' poor performance or do you blame the average 75 I.Q. that the world studies of Negroids all over the world?[THE BELL CURVE]

The Negro mother of a one student who failed eighth grade says she got no warning her son was struggling. The school says she was notified, and other parents insist she did not do enough..
Negroid, Tatianna Dennis' son, Tarrell, took his eighth grade photo complete with cap and gown, but the day before his grammar school's graduation, Tarrell learned he would not be marching down the aisle.

Three Of Navy's Newest War Vessels To Protect U.S

THE THREE NEWEST VESSELS THAT WILL PROTECT US FROM HARM ' S WAY.

Three New Navy Ships To Protect The U.S.

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USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!
When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.


Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling
1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet
Size
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall

3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4 Four bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds

5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons

6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet
Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5. ; Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation

8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailors' salaries included).


USS BILL CLINTON

The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.


The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.

It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An on board Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada.

USS BARACK OBAMA

This is what the increase in taxes on small business support!

These new sailors are filling all the new government jobs promised by the Democrats.
This high tech vessel was christened by Rev. Wright.


The USS Sharpton is currently under construction in Kenya while the SS Pelosi is being built from recycled Corona cans in Mexico.