Little Barrack came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother is Jewish and his father is black.
So Barrack asks, "Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"Does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, Little Barrack asks his father, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and just steal it.
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